Not recognized

Here's my computer's opinion...

C:\> "fuck" is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

Ya, that's funny. I'm pissed because for some reason I'm getting a rather mysterious "Gateway Timeout" whenever I try to go to one of MY websites.. either URL. And a few other sites, it seems, although I only found one and it was a random blog I was going to check out, so I dunno. I did a search on it from Netscape's search (cuz Netscape rox, I dun care what you say) and found some forum where someone in Alberta had that problem and got help... but I'm feeling really lazy and don't want to sign up to some forum right now. I'll hope for it to clear up in a day or two. THEN I'll get bitchy. And Telus should watch out - I'm about 5-7 days away from PMS-time... *threat*